YadidaYEE!

Aight aight. Yesterday I went to a party with F. and we arrived early. It wasnt that crackin because no one was really there. We went upstairs to N.'s room because the party didnt start yet and watched youtube vids and met N.'s friend J.A., he's really nice, haha. M. was tryna make me hit some before the party, but I really didnt want to, ya know, it's not my forte.Then a few guys came, we went down, and they played beer pong. It was hilarious because they were on it, screamin out, "YADIDAYEE!" "shblat" and other related hype slurs. Reminded me back when "The Piranhnas" was it and they do that little hand shizz. This one bopper was tryna be cool and dance and snaps, it wasnt poppin bopper, so can you not? haha. Me and F. sat on the couch mostly because yea. More people came and a lot of white people came to, I didnt really expect that nawwhatimsayin? I tried to introduce F. to most of the people I knew, but was epic fail. and the party was gettin there. F. left though to go with her friends party thang. So I was just chillin and talkin to people, then first shot of the night was with R. and D.N., R. just handed me the cup, I was like wtf. oh well. first shot burned thee throat mah nig. haha. The rest was like soda forreal. Well maybe a bit nastier than soda, haha. Second shot was with the birthday boy and V., Happy early Birthday son! Third shot was with B., D.N., and R., that was fun, because B. was really happy. Forth shot was with D., man i see this nigga everywhere though. haha. i chilled with him at some point because he was just standin there and didnt know much people& i was by myself at times too. Yaknow gotta backs up my homies if they lonely. lool. I was also suppose to take a shot with H. too! "the muay thai boxer" hahah. that snaps was soo funny. But they didnt have anything left. So I owe ya one buddy. Then i drank some beer with D.N.and J. outside, man i was feelin' it. I was tipsy bruhh. There were some freakybutt girls there mang. I was like dayum! keep yo panties in, ssheesh. R. also gave me drinkin tips, don't drink a dark after you drank a light. I think that prevented me from yakkin that night. haha. I was goood. I felt like such an alcoholic& I didnt drink take any chasers after my shots. Felt so hardcore... LOL. But thats only four shots, other people was like shot here shot there, dayummm, some crazy mofos. So many fights broke out too, ridiculous, we were suppose to be havin fun! ya know! its a gosh darn birthday! hecka people yakked also. ehhh. not cute. also hella people was burnin that night, i think most of them were hella crossed. haha funny as hizzle. Then I just chilled, txted here and there. Looked out for some people. You know wassup, maternal instincts always intact. I ain't gonna lie, but some of the guys was hella cute. LOL. Near the end, a lot of things happened, S. was no where to be found, J. was lookin for her, people hitting walls, people takin the bartenders money, some white dude was knocked the fffffuucccck out. omgg. D. hellla teabagged him so many times. I was like thats messed up, but it was hilarious, i think he's going to have a pink eye later. I slept on the couch with D.N. and he says I was hella touchin him and huggin him, he is trippin, it was more of he was huggin me and his leg was everywhere mang.

Next day, the house was toww up mang, it was ridiculous, vomit, drink cups everywhere, nasty mysterious liquids on the floors. crazy. I woke up i was good, but when i like stood up and sat up i felt nauseous, so i laid down the whole time. haha. I tried to help clean up at times, but it was not happenin. Then N. took me home, but along the way, i started to feell hella queezy, and he was takin me the wrong place, so he was like aw snap and stopped, then i was like, you might wanna pull over though, haha, then i went out the car and yakked next to a tree mah nigga. It was not pretty. It was really yellow, i was confused. haha. Im so glad i didnt yak at the party, or in his car, i woulda felt so bad. haha After that, I felt gooood! like dayum, i shoulda done it a while ago.

I got back to my place and my bike is at Tercero so im like fack. I'm so starving as heckles manng! I didnt eat anything since yesterday before the party. &after drinking alcohol&yakkin, not eating anything?! shooot, im hellla hungrayyyy. Now i gotta wait til 5 for DC to open because the snack store is closed mothafloppers. And i dont have my bike! and im finna meet up with F. to eat at tercero. thats hella far of a walk. oh wells, Im finna be super grubbin, oh my gawd. I went to the computer lab to print stuff out and my stomach was growlin like a mothaflippin lion over here mang! and there was this guy sitting next to me, Im like aww fack, he probably thinks im hella anorexic tryna starve me self to be skinny cause i look like a hot mess & a fatfack. hahah. Oh well. The guy sitting at the counter was cute though. hahaha. Its almost time to eat. Hellla Juiced like a little fat kid in a candy shop.

Alright time to get ready and ponder if i should attend the cocktail mixer at tercero today. no clue. But until then, peace out duckies. Jellycats.

For those about to rock, I will be M.I.A..

OKAY! tomorrow I will be M.I.A, serioso naw mean.

Since two people only follow me, I'll post this message to Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Myspace, Xanga, Livejournal, Aim status, whatever, to spread the word.

I am not dead.

At night I will be found and may attend a party. Okie Dokie.

Peace out jellycats.